fresh wednesday: groove armada

Groove Armada came back in a big way this year with a new album, Black Light. It may not be amazing, but this album is fabulously sexy. It's as though they made it 20 years ago in a dirty London studio with the kind of basic hardware that projects the most dense, sensually raw/basic sound. I've come to the conclusion that Groove Armada wrote this album (in 1989) in the studio waiting room while Violator (perhaps the best synth album ever) was being recorded. It has the qualities that can only be achieved by the types of acts that actually lived through the synth-pop explosion of the 80's, dance craze (and all its many children that THANK GOD have ceased to remain relevant... R.I.P. happy hardcore) of the 90's, and neo-new wave electro-clash (that revived and conformed to modern pop standards) of the 00's.

To this day, I do not know if anyone else has really pulled this off in quite a stellar way. Death in Vegas tried a few years ago with Satan's Circus, but fell short. The lead single off this album is the previously blogged about I Won't Kneel (perhaps the best single from any act so far in 2010). This follow up, though, can hold its own. Here is the album cut (download link above it) and the fantastic Urchins remix (which you can download from the soundcloud) of Paper Romance.

vidja of the day : the presets

This video is a classic, in my opinion. Music videos should match not only the theme of the song, but the music itself (one of my gripes with the new Lady Gaga 'Telephone' video). This video is also pretty amazing because it was so obviously low-budget. The Presets are a great band, the best 2-piece I've ever seen live, and this is one of their best songs... and easily their best vidja.

I'm salivating to hear what their next LP will sound like, which they are no doubt producing now.

essential tuesday: music you should own

Here are three tracks you should own! First we have a song called Electric, by Melody Club. This act had some great underground success right about the time I started going to indie/electro bars in 2005. They have a lot of decent tracks, but nothing comes close to the pop brilliance that is this one. I remember being drawn out to the dancefloor when hearing it, and not being able to help myself from dancing.

Then we have Dolly Rockers. These UK bitches are pretty fantastic, as they are completely cliche UK pop rock, but both quality and danceable. This tune, Gold Digger, is by far their best track to date. Lastly, we have the always unstoppable Fischerspooner. FS changed my audio tastes and my perception of performance art. They ARE electropop, and have been for years. This track, Never Win, is the most radiopop they get, but worth a listen for those of you unfamiliar.

remix monday : lily allen

I have a love/hate relationship with Lily Allen. Sometimes she's amazing. Others she's simply ordinary (never quite terrible). Here's a remix of a track that I love, Everyone's At It. Love or hate Lily, you have to adore her balls. She consistently gets out there and says what she wishes, writes extremely well, and stands by her mess of a self.

This track, in its original version, is pretty great. The remix, though, is so much more synthetic (in a good way). Do yourself a favor and put on your headphones for this one. This track about the joys and dissimulation of drug PR is lush with a fantastic drop-beat.




release the kelis

Kelis is back. From where, I have no idea, nor do I really care, as I never liked her before. I thought Milkshake was curdled and Bossy was poorly executed. Never before did she show any sort of genuine creativity, until now. I guess that's what happens when you divorce your rap-star husband (Nas) when you're seven months pregnant. Nothing like marital demise to get the juices flowing. Her highly anticipated (can you believe it's her 5th album.. and she's only 31) LP Flesh Tone is due to drop July 6th, and I have to say I really look forward to it.

Also check out the vidja at the bottom of her performing Acapella (first single.. yeah, you know it... you've heard it... get over it, it's good) on Jimmy Kimmel, or as I like to call him... formerly Mr. Sarah Silverman.

The term is overused and completely abused, but Kelis truly is fabulous in her delivery and creative direction right now. She really is the about to kick Lady Gaga right in the vagina. Enjoy...

newsflash: cuttin' it up... new scissor sisters!

The rumors that the terrific tailors of tribadism have returned with a darker, extremely sleek disco sound must be true. Scissor Sisters tribbed their way back into my heart with this new track. I especially love the cameo from Gandalf. I feel like I'm dancing with the Orks of Mordor, but that's really the same thing as going out in DC, anyway.

I hope the rest of the album lives up to this track (and beyond such), because I DID NOT love Ta-Dah. Frankly, I thought it was watered-down and trite. The ladies of labia haven't lived up to their debut LP, Scissor Sisters, since... but there's still hope! Otherwise, YOU SHALL NOT PASS!



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random: ode to otis redding

Few know that Otis Redding is one of my favorite artists. I may be a DJ who plays endless electro/indie dance remixes. I may love the obscure and ridiculous above the modern and cookie-cutter... but in the end it all comes down to what's good and what matters, no matter the genre.

Otis Redding is the voice of God, and the sooner you learn that, the sooner you'll be better off as a being that appreciates music.

Otis is the voice behind all my sad moments, my bittersweet realizations, my happy yet not overly engulfed in bullshit moments, and my chill... relaxed... relevant moments. I love his music so much so that I do not know what to think otherwise, when it comes to music. If you've never heard of this gentleman, please indulge... he's simply... the best...


weekend 04/16-18 preview

This weekend is the beginning of the end, it seems! So much going on, week after week, that I don't know whether to love or hate it. One good thing, and a regular on my schedule, is SHIFT's sister party, MIXTAPE, which takes place this Saturday from 10:30p-2:30a at Rock & Roll Hotel in delightful NE DC. Now, a lot of people dislike going to the public transit-abandoned NE corridor of the District, but I must say that it's quite worth it to go to R&R. It's a great space and Shea and Matt (with special guest Bil Todd of Raw) are going to make good use of it. Expect great music and an awesome dancefloor. Oh, and a stage... upon which I often make a fool of myself. Beware.

For those of you looking to stay in NW, Bliss is kicking off at the great new space, U-Hall. A long running party of U-Hall owner and long-time DJ Will Eastman, Bliss is a time worth having.

Other than that, it's a great weekend to be a tourist and hit the Zoo or National Gallery. I plan on trying to hit one or the other.

newsflash: new kaskade ft. dragonette

So, Kaskade has returned and released a single featuring Dragonette. Like Emily Haines of Metric, I am addicted to Martina Sorbara's vocals. I do not know why, really. Perhaps it's the perfect mixture of sass, vulnerability, and strength. Per chance it's her pitch and generally well written lyrics. Maybe I just like this photo of her that makes me reconsider my orientation. Or, I'm simply a sassy, vulnerable strong tall white woman dying to get out. Who cares, this is decent, take a listen...

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guilty pleasure friday : aly & aj


I am the king of guilty pleasures. Especially with music. From twangy Dwight Yoakam country tunes, to Ol' Dirty Bastard, to terrible cheesy pop (see below)... I have them in spades.
Today's guilty pleasure comes from a pair of sisters with blonde hair and small boobs named Aly & AJ. These Disney douches, now flying under the name 78Violet, are set to release a third album in 2010. God help us. Despite all their shortfalls, they put out one song that is as infectious as the new strand of gonorrhea that is spreading and can't be cure but people still won't talk about it because they're too busy fucking... IT'S THAT GOOD!


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and don't miss this sparkling gem of a video interpretation...
...ok, after all that, I have to admit I love the song even more. I want to be these girls. There- I said it.