As the quarterly insanity that is my SIREN dance party (this quarter it's THE BEYONCÉ BALL) approaches, I have taken the time to develop, mix, edit, release, and honor the diva who is BEYONCÉ Knowles...
...or as my friend and I used to call her, BAYWUNZ KANOHLAYZ!
26 SONGS | 52 MINS | NON-STOP FIERCE
26 SONGS | 52 MINS | NON-STOP FIERCE
PAT YOUR WEAVE (download)
Here's some info about the upcoming (destined to be epic) party, taken from the Facebook invite
SIREN RETURNS for its quarterly dance party shitshow, and this time we put on our freakum dress, get you bodied, and put your bootylicious love on top 'til you lose your breath...and also get your ass drunk.
Hooray!
We plan to honor our favorite humanitarian fierce-ass diva queen almost acceptable actress extraordinaire, BEYONCÉ Giselle Knowles-Carter. We are going to destroy the green lantern with everything from her amazing hits, to Destiny's Child classics, to the artists she has inspired...
This bitch has more weaves than a basket factory, more sass than the tranny hookers on 4th street, and more raw talent than her precious little Texas mind can grasp.
And, she lets Jay-Z give her the business... which we can imagine takes some dexterity.
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FRI SEPT 14 @ GREEN LANTERN
OPEN VODKA BAR 10-11
AMAZING DJs (see below)
SURPRISE PERFORMANCES, STRONG-ASS DRINKS, DANCING, FOG, LASERS, QUESTIONABLE DÉCOR, DANCING, GIVEAWAYS, WEAVES, FAKE NAILS, OVERWHELMING SASS, BEYONCÉ BOMBS, and more DANCING WITH LOTS OF LEG
So, come get crazy in love and ring the (m*thaf*ckin) alarm @ SIREN...
Also expect to hear:
KYLIE, ROBYN, RYE RYE, AZEALIA, MARINA, NICKI, GOSSIP, ELLIE, DRAGONETTE, BRITNEY, SANTIGOLD, MADONNA, etc.
... but we gon' be real HEAVY ON THE BEYONCÉ.
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Crazy in Love
Irreplaceable
Countdown
Bug a Boo
Ring the Alarm
Get Me Bodied
Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)
Get on the Bus
Girls (Run the World)
Survivor
Check On It
Me, Myself, and I
Telephone
Jumpin' Jumpin'
No, No, No
Baby Boy
Bootylicious
Diva
Videophone
Party
Independent Women Part 1
Love on Top
Soldier
Freakum Dress
Halo
Naughty Girl
Lose My Breath
End of Time
Best Thing I Never Had
If I Were a Boy...
...and the list goes on...
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DJs Include:
MAJR
(DC/BYT PRIDE, SHIFT, SIREN, The Gates of Heaven, A Whale's Vagina)
CHARLIE KORDES
(who can drink all of you under the table)
LEMZ
(Bmore's living emblem of class, excess, and the pursuit of dancing while wasted off your ass and still not face-planting in your vodka soda)
....RSVP, so we know how many shitshow divas to enjoy (and how many ambulances to order).
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