KYLIE TICKET CONTEST (tomorrow @ SHIFT)

So, guess what?! We are giving away 2 KYLIE TICKETS tomorrow at SHIFT. What do you have to do? Well... I'll give you my number and address... and you can use your imagination.
I kid. I kid.
We are actually having the glorious BRIGHTEST YOUNG GAYS (follow them on twitter) judge our contest! What YOU have to do is dress up like the most fabulous pirate since One-Eyed Willy.

Don't worry, you don't have to be on stage at any point (unless you're dancing). The judges (3) will be walking around, headed by the jovial John Marble, checking out those of you who dress up.

BYGay Guidelines
  • Use your outfit to highlight your ample pirate bootie, or tailor it to emphasize your mighty pirate sword.
  • Halloween rules pretty much apply as contest rules: Outfits can be scary OR slutty.
  • If in doubt, remember that everything will look better with rum.
  • Chicks (and contest judges) dig pirate scars.
  • Dressing as Johnny Depp in "Pirates of the Carribean" WILL NOT COUNT. Dressing as Johnny Depp in "Edward Scissorhands" totally will!
  • *Remember to complete your outfit with pirate teeth!

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