britney lets one out

OK, initial reaction = excrement. It's not as bad as Christina Aguilera's fecal return last year, but it is definitely horribly written, obviously produced w/ a casio recorder and a stick of gum, and includes a failed attempt at a tired dub-step breakdown. B-side material. Until her writers learn the magical ways of the (over 8th grade level) metaphor, and Britney learns how to actually spell simile, all of her work will forever be in the shadow of the pop masterpiece, In The Zone. I'm sure this will circulate in the gay clubs quicker than meth in the 90's, and may even be a tolerable drunken dance track... but it's nothing short of terrible for now.

1 comment:

Clarke said...

Awful. Just Awful.

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