sucks and non-sucks

SUCKS

DC's oft-inability to promote any form of individuality. I love this city, but it is often a glass half empty and a three-quarters full of crap. Perhaps it is the lack of middle class and muted group theory in action. Perhaps the majority ever-so-interesting white male american christian/jew culture is just blowing us away with its innovation, and thus rendering us paralyzed by its magnificence. Perhaps it is a load of horse-shit. That's right. Sucks to your assmar.

NON-SUCKS

Why simply complain? If you want to change a culture, you give it more smack than Whitney Houston's diet. Because sitting, yelling, and brooding like a low budget whore never solved anything- WE DANCE, BITCH! This Saturday is SHIFT's MEMORIAL SATURDAY BASH! I have been working on the set a bit, trying to get the perfect vibe for Saturday, and I am really excited about it! Greater than that, I am feverish to be in the booth with DC's Brit-pop Queen, DJ ReddAJ, who rocks my socks with every quarterly Razzmatazz. She's the bee's pajamas and cat's knees, wrapped so hard into one that they are in a mating frenzy of asinine proportions. Get ready to boogie, shake, and enjoy all that is good dance (indie dance, indie rock, brit-pop, electro, non-crap pop) music. Hooray.

-The Majr