Katy Perry is a lyrical genius. Really. She's so talented and pertinent to the musical world. She makes me so happy that genuine skill gets its due in the recording industry.
::SHOOTS SELF IN THE FACE::
Anyway, yes, we all know Katy Perry has very little about which to be proud, except for her ever-growing bust. Lord Christ Almighty she is dreadful. Maybe she will fall down a ski slope and accidentally hang herself by her titties around a pine tree.
Or, she could just stop sans-lubrication raping my eardrums.
In any case, my favorite DJ in the world, Benny Benassi, has taken on the sizable duty of remixing her latest single, the lyrical wonder that is "E.T.," a song about either dating an alien or someone whose power in the bedroom makes her want to bang Steven Spielberg.
In any case, this isn't bad at ALL... which has NOTHING to do with the Auto-Tune Empress and everything to do with Benassi's signature synth-drive. Bitch. Must. Go.
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